Douche series #7 A black douche named Hans?

Hans is another douchebag that I have known for long, without really knowing anything about him. We've been in the same crowd for awhile and only been on the; Wassup, how you doing" kinda basis. But what I've learn to know so far about Hans is, that he is a really cool douche, who is very well liked by the people around him. Lately Hans have been spending a'lot of time in a record studio and I'm looking forward to see/hear what he got up his sleeves! Oh and I also look forward to see him from his more douchy side! So Hans, get douche with me... hmn, that came out kinda dirty, saying it like that? :-)